Ask Casper!
Every month I’m going to be giving you a chance to shoot the breeze with one of Corne-on-the-Kobb’s central characters. They’ll answer any question you ask (within reason), so this is your opportunity to find out some more about them. What’s their favourite sport? When did they last tickle a lemur? Do they know the muffin man? You can ask all these questions and more, and then marvel as they completely fail to satisfy you with a sensible answer.
First up it’s Casper Candlewacks, our scruffy-haired hero who sets out on an adventure to save his Dad from being fed to the pigeons. Those of you who have read the book will have seen him in action, but for those of you who haven’t, here’s a little snapshot:
(That’s Casper on the right. Lamp Flannigan, on the left, is eating a bunch of coriander that he found on the floor.)
Imagine being the only boy with any sense in a village full of idiots. Imagine your only friend being Lamp Flannigan, a boy who invents things like sponge shoes for walking on water. Imagine your mum being addicted to the telly, your dad being a stressed chef who can’t cook and your little baby sibling owning a set of fangs to rival a shark. You just want a normal life, but in Corne-on-the-Kobb that’s just not going to happen.
If you need to know any more, just watch me interviewing Casper HERE!
Well, Casper’s agreed to answer some of your questions, so go ahead. This is your chance to find out what it’s like to live in a village full of idiots, so ask away! You can pose any question you like. It doesn’t even have to be about the book. He’s not an expert on much but he’ll give anything a good go.
So go on…ask Casper something! Stick a question in the comments below, or you can email me at info@caspercandlewacks.com (although I’m still sorting that out so if I’ve not replied to you in email yet, it’s probably because I can’t access it at the moment. Be patient!) In a couple of weeks I’ll collate the questions and send them to Casper, and we’ll see what he comes back with.
GO GO GO!

I thought it was very very very very very GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.MY best bit was when the funny guy was riding a tiger with his underpants on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
from samuel payne
P.S. IT WAS VERY VERY VERY F!U!N!N!Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Hi Samuel! I love the bit with the Great Tiramisu too. He was such fun to write!
Thanks for dropping by. Have any questions for Casper while you’re here?
Ivan
OK I have a question for you, Casper? When did you last tickle the muffin man?
Casper, where would you like to go for a summer holiday? Would you take Cuddles with you?
Emma
me and my class mates drew sponge bubble lollie anyway casper was your mum a idiot?
wasyour dad too
hi ivan i loved your book and em in your next book will u use any of the characters that the schools drew likw sponge bubble lollie?
Was it fun driving in the bubble buggy?
Casper, how do you run away from a tiger?
Do you like swimming?
What does B.A.D. stand for?
Have you ever got bitten by a pigeon?
How do you make a monkey laugh?
How would you take a man-eating pigeon?
Hello Casper. When’s your birthday? And what would you like to get for your birthday presents?